Asked: I FEEL LIKE A GORILLA!!! HELP!!!!?
Hey Everyone! Ok,so here i go! As you can see from the title i feel very much like a gorilla! I have hair everywhere, and i mean EVERYWHERE! i shave,but it just grows back heavier and longer than ever. When someone at school annoys me, i bang my chest 40 times, and punch them,and chase and roar at them! I am a pretty 14 year old year girl. I ‘m really popular! bUT THIS GORILLA problem is getting out of hand! I NEED HELP! IS THIS NORMAL! DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL LIKE A GORILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It’s perfectly normal, just eat your bananaWhen you get to the poo flinging phase, thats when you have an issue!
It’s perfectly normal, just eat your bananaWhen you get to the poo flinging phase, thats when you have an issue!
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Hair over the body is completely normal.It shows up more if you have darker hair.If you think your hair is much more than your friends, you will need to stop shaving for a week or so, then go and see your GP.They will need to see how much hair you have.You may have a hormone imbalance.If they say you are perfectly normal, think about waxing or using cream to remove the hair instead.It lasts longer.
Hair over the body is completely normal.It shows up more if you have darker hair.If you think your hair is much more than your friends, you will need to stop shaving for a week or so, then go and see your GP.They will need to see how much hair you have.You may have a hormone imbalance.If they say you are perfectly normal, think about waxing or using cream to remove the hair instead.It lasts longer.
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Does it happen when the moon is full?You may be a werewolf.If you are really a gorilla then relax.Here’s a banana.
Does it happen when the moon is full?You may be a werewolf.If you are really a gorilla then relax.Here’s a banana.
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That’s perfectly normal I think you are a gorillaNow as a young gorilla life can be hard and you start growing more hair around your body but that is perfectly normal but don’t shave it off because when you move out of your tree and move into a zoo or else another tree or even if you decide to move to a different country male gorillas will like it and you will have a better chance of minding a suitable mate. As for your chest hitting that’s normal as well but if you feel embarrassed just eat a banana and that will help you calm down.
That’s perfectly normal I think you are a gorillaNow as a young gorilla life can be hard and you start growing more hair around your body but that is perfectly normal but don’t shave it off because when you move out of your tree and move into a zoo or else another tree or even if you decide to move to a different country male gorillas will like it and you will have a better chance of minding a suitable mate. As for your chest hitting that’s normal as well but if you feel embarrassed just eat a banana and that will help you calm down.
Hope the helped 🙂